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On one spring day four black widow spiders (two begin male and 2 begin
female) went up a tree in couples of the opposite sex. One couple was foreign to
America, the other was not. They were all at their sexual prime and to do a
mating ritual called sex. When the foreigners were done the male became very
tired and all he wanted to do was sleep, but the much larger female spider
flighty and talkative. She wanted to talk of their recent sexual experience, but
the male was far too tired and told her to shut-up. Like all women she became
“emotionally scared” and in retaliation she killed her much smaller spouse. Not
exactly the June Cleaver type of spider is she? On the other side of the tree
lie the American Widows. The female does not feel that sexually active, but she
spreads her eight legs and submits herself in honour of her idea of a “greater
male cause”. The fact of the matter is that the American woman never had the
chance to fulfill their mission (which is inborn in all of man) to prosper in
life, but they cannot do this seeing that they are confined in the kitchen, busy
doing the dishes and saying “. . .yes dear. Would you like another beer?” The
role of the American woman (which was to look after the man of the house and the
house itself) is vividly exemplified through Linda Loman in Arthur Millers Death
Of A Salesman. Of course Arthur knows all about the role of women in American
society, how do you think his dishes got done when he was writing this play.
Before we start to delve in the juicy core of this essay, let’s get one thing
straight. An aggressive and eager woman makes a powerful difference in the
evolution of society. Take Lady Macbeth from William Shakspere’s Macbeth. She
did wonders for both Scotland and Macbeth.
It’s really ashame that he’s own
people decapitated him at the end of the play. Look at Eve from the Bible in the
book of Genius. Good old Adam couldn’t screwed it up for the rest of mankind
without Eve’s guiding hand. And look at the Mrs. Ramsay from Robertson Davies
Fifth Business. Without her, poor Dunny probably wouldn’t have joined the army
and he would still had his leg that he lost in the war. On a more serious note,
women have been deprived to excell in such things as politics for example. I
believe the world would be a better place if the women were running it. Oh ya,
there would be no war, the estragon of a woman would take care of that, well,
except when there PMS-ing or the older ones are having hot flashes. But there is
a way around that problem. If the women organized it so there would be at least
five to six female Presidents and the one that’s in power that’s PMS-ing would
resign and go have visits intern - Monty Lewinsky while another President takes
over. Furthermore there would be no world famine, except when the women are
pregnant and there “emotional session” with Richard Simmons is over and he is
out of there sight. It is indeed a fact that if the American Woman were to be
treated equal to men (as they should be) I definitely believe that the world or
America at least would have been a better place to live in, for the women would
be the missing gap in most American situations that spaned outside the kitchen.
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