Rowlf tries to comfort the doctor but is irritated by what he regards as
false optimism. Their search for Clifford has tired them out and they are forced
to lie down and rest. While they are asleep, the Swedish Chef, the current Duke
of Milan, suggests to Sam the Eagle (he was called that because, well he was a
bird), that they kill Doc Honeydew and seize his throne. Rizzo the Rat, however,
has heard their plotting and wakes up Rowlf in time. The Swedish Chef and Sam
the Eagle claim that they drew their Uzis to protect the sleeping party from
wild animals. Their story is believed and the royal party moves on to continue
the search for Clifford. Andy and Randy Pig, the Jester and the butler give
Animal some cheap booze from France and he assumes that they must be gods for
having this mildly 'woody' but nice drink. Animal offers to serve Randy Pig and
make him lord of the island if he agrees to kill Fozzy bear. The three of them
set off to find Fozzy but Rizzo the Rat becomes aware of the plot, lures them
into a open sewer up to their necks in poo, and goes and tells Fozzy about the
plot.
The Doc's party fails to find Clifford but they encounter some spirits who
lay out one of KFC's tasty chicken buckets. But before they can eat it Rizzo
disguises himself as Harpic, the Toilet Duck, a mythological character with a
body, wings and claws of a duck, with big claws.……Oooh scary! He reminds them of
their sins against Fozzy Bear twelve years ago. The meal disappears and Gonzo
starts to cry. The Swedish Chef and Sam the Eagle are unmoved by Rizzo's rubbish
duck impression and miss the tasty chicken wings with free baked beans. Fozzy
Bear watches the manly way Clifford carries Animal around the island on his back
and thinks that he must be 'studley' enough for his daughter and him to 'get it
on'. Fozzy dips into his pocket and pokes around the gold sovereigns and offers
to pay for the wedding and honeymoon in Las Vegas. But towards the end of the
ceremonies, Fozzy remembers Animal's plot to kill him. Two zombies that come up
from the ground chase the three into the sea. By the last act of the play Fozzy
has achieved all that he had set out to do. He has shown Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,
the Swedish Chef and Sam the Eagle that they had committed a crime against him
in banishing him form Milan; they get a good kick up the arse and his Dukedom is
restored. Fozzy reveals to the doctor that his son is alive and the friendship
between Gonzo and Fozzy is sealed by the marriage of Clifford and Miss Piggy.
Fozzy Bear frees Rizzo and decides to give up his magical powers. And the
Boatswain, who woke up on the shore with the worst hangover ever, announces that
despite the storm the ship is seaworthy and is ready for the journey back to
Italy (with a stop off at France on the way for more cheap booze, obviously!).
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